Since the very first day she tried on a skirt, Glory Bea has been the naughtiest little tranzie in the history of the planet. An honors student at Everdale Senior High, Glory is young, beautiful, and completely uninhibited, a wide eyed innocent whose sweet, bubbling personality endears her to virtually everyone she meets. On the other hand, her innate naïveté frequently leads to the most bizarre (and occasionally scurrilous) of circumstances.
When Everdale High announces its annual Christmas Fundraiser, Glory signs up for the dance contest, promising the Committee a night they'll never forget. Strangely enough, nobody inquires as to what kind of dance she'll be performing, assuming that she'll simply slip on a pink tutu and whirl her way through a rendition of Swan Lake. Word of mouth travels at roughly the speed of light in any hicksville campus, and by the end of the day, the entire school knows that Glory Bea will be tripping the light fantastique at the talent quest.
And so matters stand for the next three weeks, as the School Board gets the ball rolling. Tickets are sold, invitations are sent, checks cashed and bookings received. The PR division has somehow convinced the world-famous comedian Rodney Dangerfield to make a charity cameo, doing one of his notorious "Take My Wife" routines. The local media predicts the festival will be an unprecedented success; some estimate that the show will earn over ten thousand dollars during its first week. At some point the Committee decides that Everdale's most talented student should feature as the opening act.
After all, what could possibly go wrong?
Note: in case you're wondering, this screencap is taken from a dress-up game I created a few years ago.
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