Showing posts with label undressing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label undressing. Show all posts

Friday, September 23, 2022

Festa Do Mallandro Revisited

We've said it before and we'll say it again: those wily Brazilians sure know how to throw a party! The celebrations started with Festa Do Mallandro (1997-2002), setting standards that have rarely been surpassed over the past two decades.


It's unfortunate that the series isn't available online, as judging by surviving footage, it was literally packed with beautiful young chicas falling out of their clothes at a moment's notice.


According to pt.Wikipedia the "Stage Assistants" initially wore ornate costumes in keeping with the show's carnival atmosphere. At some point, however, more revealing outfits began to appear, with some of the Mallandrinhas donning two-piece bikinis and skin-tight body suits. The turning point came when Érica Vieira performed her dance number in a lacy black corset complete with adjustable suspender stockings.


Saturday, August 13, 2022

La Chica Video Match 4

And now for the semi final. Broadcasting around 2018, Telefe Internacional provided the following synopsis for the segment (liberally translated from the regional Spanish):

In this latest installment of La Chica 10, the sexiest girls in Argentina parade their bodies before a panel of drooling perverts experts. The jury then decides which contestant goes onto to the grand final (spoiler warning: the winner was Andrea Estevez).


For some totally inexplicable reason, the summary didn't mention that the girls were stripping down to their underwear before a studio audience, but I guess that a few things can just be taken for granted:

La Chica Video Match.

Monday, August 1, 2022

La Chica Video Match 3

Yes, it's time for another visit to Argentina, where the panties and stockings go on display before an internacional audience. These two clips seem to be part of a grand finale, where the girls compete before a "select committee." Kind of begs the question of precisely what the winner receives, apart from a standing ovation and the honor of revealing her bra and knickers on stage...


Sorry, the host continues to spout his appalling drivel throughout most of the proceedings, disrupting all four routines at the most inopportune moments. Why Telefe Internacional hired this jackass is anyone's guess, but hopefully, we'll come across an edited version in the near future. Until then, just fast forward through the first forty seconds (or so) and enjoy the rest of the show.

 


Tuesday, July 12, 2022

La Chica Videomatch 2

The girls from La Chica Videomatch are back, this time decked out in school uniforms. Unfortunately, the host still hasn't learnt to keep his mouth shut, insisting on interrupting at least four sensational dance routines with his inane commentary: 






Dancers include Magalí Androchu, Pamela López, Milagros Lugo and  Clara Soto.

Thursday, April 7, 2022

Playbill

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Story idea: a group of unemployed 'dolly girls' are facing eviction if they don't come up with the rent by the end of the month. Desperate times calling for desperate measures, one of them applies for a waitressing job at a sleazy downtown bar, but quickly discovers that she can earn $500 a night stripping down to her underwear. Realizing the potential fortune to be made, all five girls decide to pool their resources and go into the lingerie dancing business.






Monday, April 4, 2022

Probandose Pantalones

Ever hear the one about the Big Bottomed Girl trying on a pair of stretch jeans? OK, this one is about as silly as it gets, but it's still a heck of a lot of good, clean fun:

Love the way her bottom jiggles as she tries on each new pair :) So far as I can tell "probandose pantalones" is Spanish for "trying on pants," but judging by the vid-clip posted above, I suspect something may have been lost in translation.

Monday, February 15, 2021

Purple wigs and silver knickers

OK, let's get ready for another trip down memory lane. 1970's UFO was something of an oddity even by the standards of its time. Produced by Jerry and Sylvia Anderson (of Thunderbirds fame), the show was basically a live-action version of Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons, employing many of the same tropes and premises.

Running for a total of 26 episodes, the low-budget sci-fi series was aimed at a 'mature' audience, as implied by the presence of pretty young starlets in micro-minskirts liberally sprinkled throughout each storyline. The very first story featured a completely gratuitous striptease, allowing audience a peek at the futuristic under-fashions of the far-off year of 1980.

The two screencaps posted here depict a typical scene on Moonbase Alpha, as one of the female residents prepares for a date. The dressing-room resembles an aircraft capsule and comes equipped with a two-way mirror (presumably so the occupants can see who's lurking outside).

No explanation is offered as to why a dressing room would need a two-way mirror, but then again, we're talking about a space-faring civilization where purple wigs and silver knickers are considered  de rigeur. Obviously, some questions are better left unasked.

Screencaps from UFO, episode 1 (1970).

Tuesday, February 2, 2021

Up to his old tricks again...

Yes, Benny Hill will do literally anything to meet a pretty girl. In this 'silent movie' sketch, Benny dresses up as an old maid then finds himself alone in a room with four sweet young things (apologies for the grainy screencaps):







Unfortunately, I couldn't find a good quality clip of this scene anywhere online. Feel free to post a link if you happen to have one.

Thursday, January 21, 2021

Benny Hill Revisited

Presenting: one of my favorite closing scenes from The Benny Hill Show. I probably saw this around the age of  thirteen, and needless to say, it left a profound impression. Back in the early 70s, TBHS was well-known for its saucy double-entendres, but this was the first time I'd seen the show's voluptuous co-stars disrobe before the camera. At first I didn't realize what was happening, then was hit with the stunning revelation that the girls were stripping down to their bare knickers.








Summary: 

The Langley Base Army Camouflage Unit is a British special forces division specially trained in the art of camouflage. They are staking out a glade in the Heathrow countryside where when three young ladies (Sue Bond, Cheryl Gilham and Dennie Bayliss) decide to go sunbathing in front of them. The members of the unit take snapshots as the girls strip down to their lingerie and depart for the clearing, leaving their clothes hanging on some nearby branches.

The scene is interrupted by the arrival of Tredder and Son woodcutters (Bob Todd and Jackie Wright) who proceed to try to saw down one of the tree-trunks, sending the disguised troops into a panic. The unit takes off down the grassy slope chased by the woodcutters and the young women.

Summary by User:Thor2000 



Tuesday, March 24, 2020

La Chica Video Match

OK, so back to Latin America, where the girls actually compete to see who looks best in their designer lingerie on national TV! In the aptly titled La Chica Videomatch, we have five beautiful starlets stripping down to their bras, panties and suspender stockings while the audience judges their overall performance. Yes, all this can be yours! Please ignore the host at the beginning, he's clearly insane.






Sunday, March 15, 2020

Loiras vs Morenas

You gotta hand it to those ingenious Brazilians; nobody else could have come up with a show that enticed pretty young women to shed their clothing in public (OK, there's also the Russians, the French, the Italians and the Japanese, but you get my point).

The program in question was Festa Do Mallandro ("Mallandros Party"), and the segment portrayed above was  Loiras vs Morenas - "blondes vs brunettes". As the name suggests, the contestants played incredibly silly games which required them to strip down to their bras and panties, usually cheered on by a rampant audience.

 

Festa ran for a total of six seasons between 1997 and 2002, achieving a level of success rarely surpassed to the present day. Needless to say, the weekly stripteases undoubtedly contributed to the show's high ratings and popularity with the general public.

Colpo Grosso

Colpo Grosso ("The Big Win") was an Italian game show broadcast between 1987 and 1992. Overwhelmingly successful in its heyday, it was infamous for its gratuitous stripteases, some of which included up to eight girls undressing before the camera at once.


The show's premise was similar to a game of strip poker, in which the "contestants" represented various nations of the European Union. Whenever one of the players lost, she was required to strip down to her bra, panties and suspender stockings - sometimes even less, depending on the size of the bet. In a few episodes, the festivities ended with an "all girl" striptease - proverbial Big Win of the title.




Saturday, November 7, 2015

Not Now, Darling!


Wikipedia describes the term Farce as "a form of comedy which seeks to entertain an audience through situations that are highly exaggerated, extravagant, ridiculous, absurd, and improbable." In British theatre, it seems more of a thinly-veiled excuse to have pretty young women strip down to their bare knickers before a live audience. This is most certainly true in the case of Ray Cooney's 1967 stage play Not Now, Darling and its 1973 movie adaption.
 





Completely gratuitous lingerie scenes from Not Now, Darling (1973).
 
The plot (such as it is) centers on a fur coat shop in central London, where philandering businessman Gilbert Bodley (Leslie Phillips) is trying to "seal the deal" with one of his wealthy "lady friends." In common with many British comedies of the period, the storyline contains three completely gratuitous stripteases by the female leads, played by Julie Ege, Trudi Van Doorn and Barbara Windsor.
 

What a Carry On!

 

 

The carry-on girls from...well, Carry On Girls.
 
The seaside town of Fircombe is facing a crisis – it's always raining and there's nothing for the tourists to do. Councillor Sidney Fiddler (Sid James, of course) hits on the notion of holding a beauty contest. The general populace is taken with the idea but the feminist contingent is naturally outraged by this "gross" exploitation.
 
During a subsequent press conference, fem-lib activists try to disrupt proceedings by demanding that the contestants submit to a full medical examination (don't bother asking why; this is a Carry On film, nothing needs to make sense). 
 
When the girls ask if they have to take everything off, Sid replies "Nah, just down to your undies." Naturally, the dolly-birds agree to this gratuitous striptease, immediately slipping down to their bras and panties before a local television crew (which is apparently how things were done back in the early seventies).
 
Summary freely adapted from Wikipedia.